The way I sleep, this bed just can't be made. I pull the covers up around my head. Now when I think of me, I think of somebody else instead. As if it wasn't hard enough.
(note: all prime ministers from Menzies onward are included, with the exceptions of McEwen, Gorton and McMahon, on the grounds of being too obscure to make any jokes about that anyone would get (also, in McEwen’s case, on the grounds of only being pm for 18 days.))
Oh my god.
LIFE WASNT MEANT TO BE EASY BUT YOU ARE
NOPE. I refer to “Gorton, McEwen and McMahon” being regarded as too obscure.
This is Tumblr. I’ve never even read an edition of Homestuck but I know SO MUCH about it because of peeps I follow.
What I’m saying is, never let obscurity get in the way of a joke.
GORTON: “When I smashed my face into my fighter plane’s dashboard, I wished it was you instead”
MCEWEN: “I want your Country Party to feel my Black Jack”
MCMAHON: “The people never elected me. But you sure did”
