a short summary of August 1914
Austria-Hungary: what the fuck serbia fuck you
Russia: fuck you A-H Serbia is my friend
Germany: ew go away RUssia
Russia: fuck you Germany no
Germany: no fuck YOU RUSSIA
Germany: and fuck you too france no1 likes you
Germany: cmere Belgium lemme hold you just for a sec pretty please
Britain: what the fuck get away from belgium fuck you germany
USA: im 2 cool 4 you guys